Maf

One time I took infinite
And multiplied by two.
There was a zero in the vicinity
Which I divided… it’s true.

One time I took Pi
Found two digits after zero
Ripped the rest right off,
Pish, I’m not a counting hero.

One time I took a radical
And saw a negative under the sign.
People said it was fanatical,
Imaginary, I thought that it was fine.

One time I took a triangle
And measured the two smaller sides.
They added up to be less than the third,
It’s a triangle. Error here subsides.

One time I took a square,
The five sides were not equal.
The angles didn’t reach 360,
They seemed to continue into a sequel.